the special day labor day edition of "the five." have a great holiday weekend. "special report" is up next. welcome to "red eye." it is like what i like about you, if bys you you mean me and by me i mean you. due to andy levey dying in his apart meant and being eaten by his cat there will be no pre game report. let's get to it and welcomets. our guests. she is so hot that it reallydo doesn't matter what i sayuse because you aren't listening. i am here with april rose. what a great name. host of "max sum exposure" and " girl code" and mtv2's "guyv2 code." no bi-code which is homophobic. and fillinllg in for andy levy is lars christianson. and we asked him to leave, but k

he won't and we are poisoning him slowly. and if he was a mechanicall bull i would ride him at a bar while my friends watched. mike baker and cia officer, maker of diligence, maker ofat diligence coffee. diligence, if you figured out what they did, you would already be dead. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. we wish you to welcome you to munchkin land. will you be our mayor? o >> all right.ma is the daughter of billy ray not okay? mileymi cyrus, if that's her real name, looks stupid at mtv's video music awards lasts i night with a barely there wardrobe and a tongue that seemed to be scared out of her own mouth.n't stop" while wearing a teddy bear-themed bathing suit and then stripped down to a bikini and a foam

finger she used on her and robin thicke's crotch. and she turned the rear of amazon ashley into a gourmet meal for good measure. i am appalled or a little bloated. as for the evening's most reel received number? >> that isn't exactly family friendly either. i want to go to you, baker. you are a father and you have a number of children who are in families. pretend that is your daughter. >> you mean the bear scratching his back? >> no, you know -- >> i know what you mean. >> are you mily cyrus' dad. >> you know what, at this point i would be under

medication. i don't know. i feel bad for the dad. but it is a train wreck in the process. it didn't happen with this one show. i didn't see this show until just now. >> and you didn't shave either. >> i was at the willy nelson concert. willy nelson did not do those sort of antics. i commend everyone watching this to go see a willy nelson show as opposed to mily cyrus. if you are a dad you are disgusted and your heart is sick and you spend all of your time worrying -- i mean i spend all of my time worrying about my college-aged daughter and she is a great kid. that's just what you did. >> she is a great kid. no thanks to you because you were never there for her. >> she is following around willy. >> shotgun willy. >> april, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> i hope you have no regrets when you leave the studio. you were actually there at the awards. do you think that women find them powering or do they

believe it is empowering? >> i want to say nice things because i like her and she is 20 years old, but i feel like she had her first beer last night at the vma's and that's what happens. you completely embarrass yourselves and you lose it. she had the foam finger and i was on the side of the stage and she went off by a drummer and they didn't have her on camera the whole time, but she was doing unimaginable things that i can not even tell you -- >> no, you can tell, you can tell. >> but it is not like they just said let's do this. there is a lot of work that goesnto one of these songs. >> i'm sure there is a lot of rehearsal time. there are so many memorable moments on the vma's. that's memorable, but not one you want to talk about. >> i thought it was impressive how she was able to cor yaw graph her claw midyaw. >> that's her little sister. >> she is just 20 years old. >> yes, but 20 in the old days

was an adult. >> you could fight in wars. >> younow you still could. >> juliette in romeo and juliette was 8. >> juliette had a sister named chlamydia. >> you know what would have been scary is robin thicke's wife, gorgeous woman, is in the audience watching that. i would want to run up on stage and tackle her. >> that's true. he was actually performingd simulating sexual acts with mily cyrus in front of his own wife and his father allen thicke was probably watching at home and experiencing some family pains. >> growing pains, oh. you could have even made it better and said growning pains. you completely butchered the name of the show. >> and suffering family tie. >> or family size. i don't know anymore. andy, you are so outraged by miley's performance that you

watched it 10 times just to gauge exactly how angry you really were. >> here is the thing, 10.1 million viewers, 66% increase over 2012, 306,000 tweets per minute during miley and robin thicke's performance of "blurred lines" so i hope mtv learned its lesson and won't let anything like this be on the show because clearly it is not, woulding. robin thicke is in his mid30s like 36, 37? >> why are you looking at me? >> i thought you might know. >> when you guys were dating -- >> when you hooked up in 2004. >> this should be more embarrassing for him than miley, i think. >> what you are saying, andy, is as long as it is successful who cares if it is embarrassing? >> this is what they want on the red carpet. lady gaga was asked how do you plan on shocking the crowd? it is not about music and musician ship and being a good

musician. >> is this western civilization? >> it is about shocking people. the only thing that is shocking people at a show like this is somebody actually performed live without backing tracks or auto tune. >> have i seen miley perform and she is talented. i saw her at a vh1 divas concert and she is above all a fantastic singer. you couldn't tell by that performance. >> all you could tell is she probably found a new drug. bill, is miley's behavior reminding you of when you used to dance for money on the boardwalk 1234* you used to pick up a dollar with your butt? >> used to. but now i get two to five each time. basically she takes the foam finger and rubs against robin's crotch and rubs against hers. she turns the burlesque's singer's derriere and they sensorred the word "molly."

it can also double though as a girl's name. everything else was fair game. >> that's amazing. >> you're amazing. >> thank you. the thing is we always talk about the fake idea of empower meant. isn't empower meant the big lie you tell somebody to get them to do something? >> i know, i know. she is telling these women they are breaking ground. >> when you turn 40 posing for playboy is empowering. >> i don't know. i love billy ray cyrus' tweet. after the show he said, thanking god for so many blessings tonight. continue to pray for world peace. that's not the message you should be giving. >> that's always a good message. >> his daughter has become a world piece -- >> oh i get what you are saying. that's why you are the host. >> can we talk about the tongue though? >> let's talk about the

tongue. >> obviously sticking your tongue out is supposed to be sexy, but she didn't do it in a sexy -- it is like, i am supposed to stick my tgue out because that is sexy. it gets to the phony-ness. she saw somewhere or read somewhere you are supposed to stick your tongue out to be sexy and she stuck her tongue out. >> i thought she was becoming a spokesperson for like people suffering from spasms. her toping was out and that's what happens when somebody is having a spasm in like the mall. >> and/or they have done a lot of cocaine. allegedly. >> or molly. >> did you just say that? >> you have a lot of children that watch your show and that is not good family valleys. >> you have the girl from saturday night live that did the impression of mily cyrus. there are two types of people in the world. there is a type of person who comments on something they have done or they do it even more. and she is like up there going , yo, i'm sticking out my tongue mother.

mily heard it and says oh it comes out. it will not leave. she heard it and wanted to do it more. >> if we talk about her tongue we have to talk about her butt. there were times when what she was wearing it divided her butt that looked like elephant ear. >> sexy elephant ears? >> sexy elephant ears. she is obviously in great shape, but it was like she -- she -- i don't know what it was. >> i am just dplad glad that after -- just glad that after last night you all know what twerking is. >> what is it? >> a gyration of your booty. can i sthai? >> yes, you can. can you show us? you don't know how ratings work. >> they don't teachers and you that in the cia. jay no, no, no. if they did i missed that class. it is between offensive driving and hand to hand combat with twerking. >> he has definitely twerked combatants before. >> we would grab each other's

buttocks -- >> it is like when you hookup the car batteries to the prisoners and they start shaking . that's similar to twerking. it is a civilian term. >> enough of this. we have to move on. we are moving on now. it is to your favorite topic. from twerks to perks. did they bug the women they dug? on friday, an actual day of the week, the nsa revealed that its officers occasionally use the eavesdropping capabilities to spy on their love interest. yes, instead of national security they were checking on their lover's purity. one official tells the "wall street journal" that love cases make up most of the misconduct and there are only a few handful of cases over the past decade and result in administrative action or firing. meanwhile in an example of the nsa doing its job, the german magazine which is german for der-spiegel reports that the

agencyien scripts the video conferencing system allowing it to have data from the new york-u.n headquarters. here is one of the videos secretly taken from inside the u.n. >> time for your snacks. there is one. you are going for three. >> he is going for three you animal cruelty person. >> that was the king of belgium. he abdocated not long after the video. >> since you started talking i will go to you. go ahead and bash the men and women who keep us safe via the nsa because keep in mind that mike baker could kill you using nothing but his left ear jie. and a cheese puff.

>> i would be pleasantly surprised if the -- if it is only a handful of cases. it is weird they would give it a name, but we have seen this with police agencies. it happens. it is not that ram papt. ab -- rampant. absent the other stuff that has been going on with the nsa, this would have been more of a funny story. >> now it is part of something bigger, a mountain. >> i think it is just -- it put it on the list now. but by itself it is not that big a deal. >> it is the most interesting part of the deal. would you find it creepy or romantic if somebody was spying on you or using your job to keep an eye on you. wow, he really cares about me. >> it would make me think that he is a suspicious guy. if he could see himself doing bad things, why wouldn't i be doing bad things? >> that's actually true. >> can i ask you question? you are married.

>> that's true. >> well, it is on the middle finger. >> i lost wait and so if it was on the ring finishing gel -- finger it would come off. >> it is usually on the ring finger. >> no, if you suspected it your wife of cheating on you would you use listening devices? >> excellent question. better than the ones he has? >> she is after my job. no, i don't think so. if i assumed i would just ask. >> no i would call my sister who is good at this. >> it is hard to debate. what would you do? >> you know what the thing is 1234* i -- most of this is not for current crushes. it is for people they want to meet. >> or ex's. >> because if you are weird and you want -- you are not over somebody and you are crazy, but a lot of times you heard about police officers who would -- they would see a girl go by and it was cute.

they type in the license plate and they would use that. very few people do that. when you do that you get busted. it is like fixing parking tickets. you get in trouble. it happens everywhere. it happens in tv networks when you have a guest on the show and you want to get her information. >> it happened to me. i was dating a guy and we broke up. there was a new car in my drive wai. well my ex-boyfriend is a police officer. he ran the plates and figured out this guy's phone number and is all on the phone calling him. >> it is true. by the way, we should just go to mike since he has probably done this like a hundred times. >> she doing it right now on his iphone. >> case in point. you have a college aged daughter. she starts dating a guy. this is no different because you are just using the office for a personal thing. >> no, i am using publicly available databases to do the smart thing, to do a little due diligence on people that are coming across people who

mean a great deal to me. that's different from what we are talking about here. by the way, i too, like andy, find it surprising that the media would come up with a clever name for something like this. >> wait, hold on. it is not the media. the nsa came up with the name. not the media. >> i will give you that. >> you better give him that. why don't you apologize? >> there are a couple points that, a, it was self-reported. it does tend to be. i spend a lot of time and it does appear to be a self-correcting -- there is a self-correcting mechanism in a lot of these organizations. they haven't spent time back there and they believe the beach books and they believe the big thrillers and they also have a strange thing here in america where they assume that they are looking at me. i am so freaking interesting.

i don't know how many times i say it and i don't expect anyone to believe it, unless you are involved in terrorist activity or criminal activity the government doesn't give a [bleep]. >> our sensors give a hoot about what you just said. we will have to bleep that. okay, mr. man? >> i didn't hear it? >> [bleep]. >> he said the f-word and now he said it twice. >> [bleep]. >> now three. >> mike, i generally agree with what you said, but the self-reporting thing it means they got caught on a lie detector test or they knew they were going to have the lie detector test. >> didn't anybody see "true lies"? wasn't it romantic how he toyed with his wife? >> compromise our national security to find out if his wife was cheating on him? >> that was great. >> it is an art and not a science. it is only as good as the operator and the conditions that a lot of psychos can pass the polygraph. >> are you calling me a psycho? >> you touched on an important

issue that somehow we will express outrage temporarily because it is the outrage of the moment. believe me, we will move on. is this question of private contractors? we have private contractors with sensitive information. the background process and the due diligence, it sucks. >> due diligence should have been the name of your company and not diligence. >> is it a private contracting company? >> bill, last word to you. hobo carl has been known to keep an eye on you by leaving a glass eye actually on your person while you sleep. i think that's romantic. >> it took me years before i realized it was glass. i thought he had a cool eye. >> i think at first it was the real eye. >> and when you are huffing fumes we can go back in. >> this guy, this has only

happened once a year for the past 10 years. it was so oddly precise. it is as if they are telling the nsa guys, they really shouldn't be doing. once eve 65 days you can see what marlin is doing during her time off. it was odd. >> i do agree though. it is a handful of cases. if you compare it to eating in a strawfnt it is like one fly wing in your meal. always use the metaphor even though it is incorrect. can you kill a man with a pork chop in mike baker discusses his new book "first i kill and then i eat." first, what does matt damon think of edward snowden? i will ask him when i get home. she my new nanny. ♪ ♪

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fawning. it is a story that has regurgitated yearly. he is writing at salon.com, it is a website for people who like to say the word salon. he says it does zip for our soldiers. it only boosts those who profit from war. the virginia tech english professor claims, quote, troop worship is trite and tire so many. but that's not the entire danger. a nation who could publicize the appeals is asking the citizens no the to think. see what he did there? patriotic citizens or just drones. he said later supporting the troops is a surrogate forhe secs that sustain the economy. what is he talking about? bottom line, patriotism is as dangerous as tea pots as part of this dog.

>> if you know your dog is scared of a tea pot you decide to chase him with a tea pot. that makes me sick? >> they are teaching him to stay away from scalding tea. that man is a hero. i want to talk about this. >> we will talk about it on the break. baker i was surprised you agreed with the salon writer. >> you know, every now and then, we have seen this story every year or so. >> it is every six months. >> it comes out again and first of all he is completely wrong. the manufacture of surveillance gear and drones and military hardware is the only thank that is sustaining this -- the only thing that is sustaining this. you take that away and there is nothing left. but it is absolutely pathetic. i don't understand the point of view other than this is what he has to do all day.

he is a virginia tech professor? >> yes. >> get rid of of half of these people. i read a story about the increasing cost of education as it pertains to graduate school and law school. they said let's remove a year of that. let's not get roughed a lot of overpaid professors doing nothing. let's remove a year of the education for students. >> i think they should make it two-year colleges. i always feel that -- he spent three of the four years almost drunk. you don't need four years. they can do it in one year. >> i needed five. what is law school, two years? >> three. >> if you can do law school in three years you can do college in two. law school is much harder. i wouldn't know that. but i met a few lawyers and they seem smart. does this guy have a point and is he stupid? >> i want to know where they guy lives and i want to relocate him outside our country. why do you live here? you take for granted everything we have here. go live somewhere else.

enjoy not being free somewhere else. >> i mean, granted they are defending his right to be -- [bleep]. >> fourth obscenity of the night. >> you know, bill's apartment is a sovereign nation. he can live with you. >> see, thank you, buddy. >> it is a third world country. >> andy, can't you support the troops and not be in favor of war? my belief is that he is like the miley cyrus of professors. he is just trying to be edgy. >> you don't know who he is when you are reading it. when i got to the end and found out he was a college professor, man was i shocked. it never entered my mind that that's what he might do for a living. i think he had a couple of good points in there, but it was all wrapped up in this package of lefty smug that you couldn't even notice them. there is a good point to be made that not all of our troops are heros. i was in the army and i never

did anything particularly heroic. it cheapens the heroism of the troops that -- to just lump everyone together. >> you are saying your service cheapened everybody -- >> not my service, about you the constant calling me a hero which is getting old. it is embarrassing. you used to call me a hero. >> it is like he has a war injury. >> you are right, to get to your point, this guy do sacrifice a lot and i don't think that is fair. i think the reason we don't do that anymore, we learned after vietnam that it is a mean spirited, nasty thing to do. i think that's why we don't do it anymore. maybe he wants to go back. >> it is a smug thing. he is doing what you imagine -- he is doing what that side of the spectrum tends to do. they just infer that you all out there meaning i guess us

and others aren't good enough to think for yourselves. >> it is not really about patriotism, but the people who are not like him. he says he believes -- he loves our troops. but what he is really saying is i hate those people, middle america. when you wrote the article and put it under your professor pen name did you know you would get this much exposure? >> the fact you said that is the fact that i know how to read and write. the joke is on you. >> the guy did make some good points. i think there is something to be -- >> name two of them. >> he made two of them. >> no i said name two of them. >> patriotism is a prop. >> everyone knows that. >> it is a point that needs to be made even more these days. it should be made periodically. >> that is based on him saying that patriotism is compulsory. it is not. on campuses, the opposite is compulsory of keeping rotc off

campuses because of don't ask, don't tell. >> the whole thing started with that may be true as you pointed out, the story that was not true . he put the support our troops jar and trying to justify that by being a cheap -- [bleep]. >> that's number five. >> you cast justify being [belief]. >> you what, you could have said d-bag and now we have to bleep that. >> i cherish you for the rest of my life. i don't have to think twice. not a story, just a message steve doocey scralled on my door. and having $100,000 in parking tickets? i berried this story in the commercial break.

did he put the car in park after she broke his heart? a chicago woman, is there any other kind, is left with more than a hundred grand in parking tickets after her ex-boyfriend abandoned her chevy in an airport parking lot for over three years. jennifer fitzgerald said he would move the vehicle and then move the tickets from the windshield so instead of being toad the fines piledded up. he really, really took the break up well. following a civil suit the city agreed to settle leaving her with a bill of over $4400. fun fact, that's exactly how much i paid for my peck implants. i will discuss this in something i like to call --

>> lightning roooooouuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> april, this is to me one of the most inventive, revenge -- >> your pecks look nice, by the way. >> i get them replaced or rotated. this is pretty amazing -- >> it is called transitioning. >> has any guy you dumped ever done anything crazy to get back at you? and conversely have you ever done anything crazy? >> she has never got dumped. >> i don't understand why guys would do this. >> you don't know guys? >> never. guys come around and it is late night and they are calling you because they want the booty call. he just messed up the booty call for the next five, 10 years and all of her friends are going to tell rumors about this guy and he screwed himself of ever dating a girl in that circle again.

>> i guess what you are saying is it is never really over is what you are saying. that's propogating the myth that it is never over and you will always have an exalways bothering you. i think all of us have bothered a girl for like a year longer than we should have, roit? >> no. >> no. >> what are you talking about? >> you mean you never like -- you know, cut your hair and left it in an envelope? >> i want to know what this girl did to deserve this behavior. that's extreme behavior. >> she said it was time to move on. >> i think what she said was we need to talk. that was it. >> mike, have you ever done anything this devious? you are a spy. i'm sure you have. >> no, no. relationships need to be kept really, really straight forward and simple. >> that's a lie. >> it is the absolute truth. >> i applaud his ingenuity and his innovation and his drive if he had put them to other

things. he could have created a spacestation or something. there is more value and purpose to human kind. maybe prevented the salon.com article together. >> that's a good point. it is like when i see a guy who is panhandling and he is really good at it. it is like, jesus, if you applied that kind of an ingenuity in your panhandling to something else you would probably be a billionaire. >> i was walking down the street and saw this guy in new york city. it was awhile back before i moved to the great state of idaho and there was a guy with a cardboard sign with a chair and it said i willisen to your problems for $3. that's a brilliant idea. >> then why did you kick me in the face? you could have moved on your merry way, but you had to harass me. >> andy, i remember the time when a bunch of your cats actually worked together to steal your car and drive it to new jersey because you hadn't been feeding them for awhile. it was quite an achievement. >> do you have a question that

has to do with the story, greg? you know what, i don't need a question. this is what i will say -- >> are you beginning with here is the thing? >> no. >> what is your favorite cat? >> the thing is, greg, i don't know if you noticed this, but the exended up having to pay the $1600 down payment on the fine, on the $48 hows fine. so -- $4800 fine. so in all of his ingenuity he paid $1600. >> but why does she pay the $4400? >> i don't think that's fair at all. >> she got totally screwed. >> that is typical chicago. it doesn't matter who did it. they want their money. >> when they come to you and say you owe $110,000, but when they get it to $4800 it is like, oh that's reasonable. it is not, but that's what they have done to you. >> when you were dumped by hobo carl there is no room for rehabilitation? >> she cold carl.

this guy is closeted and i will tell you why. no het row guy is like this when it comes to revenge. a woman would come up with something like this with this many layers. >> it cost him $1600. he is stupid. >> are you stupid. he is probably a homo phobe. >> i will agree with bill on that one. i am not sure what a homophobe is. >> it is one of those instruments. >> all right, we know what a homophobe s. next topic. on monday chicago public schools rolled out a program called safe passage aimed at protecting children on the way to school. workers in highly reflective vests stan guard along designated routes and help students who have to cross areas known as gang boundaries.

mike, this depresses me. >> as it should. as do a lot of these stories. mily cyrus should depress you. look at this and detroit had to barrow some $50 million to get the schools open on time. chicago is $404 million in the hole with their teacher pension fund this year. this is where we are going with this and we can't deal with the serious problems we've got. we don't have anybody up on capitol hill willing to deal with it. because why? we don't have term limits. see what i did there? >> i still didn't see that. >> you didn't see that coming, did you? >> no. >> april, you are from chicago, right? >> i still live there. >> what do you think of how the city is going? >> it is very dangerous. it is sad when kids can't walk to school. i remember being able to walk to school. i lived in the suburbs of chicago and it is safe and they don't have the luxury of doing that. why should a kid have to be

nervous going to a place of education. school sucks. why should you be more scared to go to school? >> thanks for the message. >> it makes you look forward to school if you know you made it alive. i don't know. andy, this program costs $11 million. shouldn't they spend that on things like cracking down on gang-related crimes? >> safe passage, the name of the program, is the name of a mediocre movie and we need to get that out there. there is a better way to crackdown on gang violence, but it sounds like you got to do this first. gang violence is a problem right now and the kids have to get to school. the stats show where the program is being used is raising attendance rates and kids are safer. so the problem is what should be a stop gap measure is going to be more than leakily a permanent thing because that's how it works and they will never figure out --

>> the grandmas that are walking these kids to school, no one will screw with them. it is pathetic. >>- q. i and who could wrestle a -- >> and who could wrestle a gun from a grandma. >> this they have some of the most stringent laws. >> i forgot about term limits. >> the last word to you, bill. you come from the windy city. you have also been beat up often while walking to school. even before you knew me you had an idea. >> well there are certain areas in chicago where the kids literally walk in the middle of the street rather than the sidewalk because the games are based on a block to block ratio. it is one block of games fights the other block. it is safe for them to be in the middle of the traffic than on sidewalks to get to school on time. so this is better than nothing. i also want to say thank you for bringing all of these wonderful stories about chicago when we have april on.ht that was very nice.

we are painting the town with games that will kill you on every corner. >> and if you are looking for a safe place to move too -- >> i love you, captain. cubs or white sox? >> white sox. >> i am a white sox fan. i am totally a white sox fan. >> i think this is a rebuilding year. i think ventura has one more in him. we are still going with this? >> time to take a break. more stuff when we come back. you know what is interesting? a book i like to call the joy of hate. amazon.com autographed copy g gutfeld.com. if you haven't ordered one yet you are probably a jerk. yes, you, that guy, in the underwear watching. i can see you. >> put it back on.

all right. well, born isn't torn. the actor and all-around amazing guy, matt damon, is a

fan of edward snowden. when asked in an interview about the nsa leaker he called him a conscientious guy whose revelations are, quote, pretty incredible and pretty shocking. exactly what mike said earlier. here is some more, some morers. >> on balance, i think it is a great thing that he did. if we are going to trade our civil liberties for our security then that should be a decision we collect as we make. it shouldn't be made for us. >> he used the word collectively. when i hear that word i want to throw up. mike, you keep hearing this trading civil liberties for freedom and all of that stuff. it is such a false choice. >> it is. >> it is a false choice. >> it is a false choice. >> maybe we do need to look at that. >> false choice was a great susan saw -- susan sarandon movie. >> huffing ton post would be a good blog post.

now that you played the clip, i don't know if i can have a logical conversation about this. and mind you, this from a fellow i thought was great in the bourne movies. i like the acting work he does, but shut your yap about everything else. being an actor -- i have news. it can't be that difficult, really, really. it does president give you -- it doesn't give you license to talk about crap you don't know anything about. because you are in the bourne movie doesn't mean you are actually doing operations. you are con flatting the two as andy would say. >> i'm sorry, i'm sorry. >> it would be the perfect cover though. >> it is. wouldn't it be funny if the character was in reality -- did i say bjorn? when high played bjork in the sugar cubes he was in the cia, april. let's face it. damon is a good looking man. he has been in some good films. why not listen to him? >> i agree with you.

you guys would never take my opinion on a matter like this. i respect you with that one. i totally agree. >> i would listen to everything you said intently. >> seventh, the seventh obscenity. >> if you are thoughtful about things -- i thought he was going go into the whole thing about giving up your civil liberties. gl, you read that. >> if you take the time and can enunciate what you are talking about and why you support these positions, but just to sit around and say on the whole i think it is fantastic. >> i wul put it into the hands of people like you who are educated. >> you know, bill, the bbc also asked matt damon what he thought of you and he agreed with the general consensus and he should be torn apart by an angry mob and feeds you your

own body parts until you choke and die on your own flesh. and then you would digest what you have eaten and he would make you eat it one more time. >> so who is your favorite player? it is so funny the reaction we get when it comes out of certain mouths. >> when matt damon says this we all poo-poo it. there was a certain person who used to work here whose name rhymes with glen beck and there was uncomfortable silence and moving on. >> how much time do i have left? we have to take a break. did i skip you? >> you did not skip me because you know i am the only one who will make sense on this story. >> have i to go. i have to go. i forgot. e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. you have a video of your animal doing something, send it to us. click on submit a video, fox

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over again. i don't like how my hair looks. we will do it all over. could one of the back four

revive one of the fab four? canadian dentists, yes they have them there, wants to clone john lennon using dna from the deadbeat teal's wisdom tooth. yuck. he bought the molar at auction for $30,000. that's three, $10,000 bills. >> what? >> and this week he told the bbc radio show, quote, many people thought of quoting famous people and john 11 -- john lennon plans to be at the top of the heap. he plans to extract his dna adding from there it is a matter of sitting around and waiting for the technology to advance a little bit longerment april, is this a good idea or a bad idea? >> it makes me really nervous. why john lennon? let's give michael jackson another try, right? see what he can do with that again? he can watch himself and develop -- >> there is a smaller portion of the population that would not be for that. >> you know with michael jackson you can clone him and then give him some parents and a real childhood.

>> that's what he never had! you guys, that's why he behaved that way. >> a sweet man. >> andy, we forgot to get to you. you have an opportunity to comment on the earlier story, matt damon and then this story. >> first of all i think we should -- no offense to john john lennon who was a fabulous artist, but i would rank a few people higher and not michael jackson, but einstein, galileo, kate upton. >> kate upton is still alive. >> i am not aware of any problem that would arise from having more than one kate upton. >> somebody likes girls. >> the auction house says the tooth was too fragile to do a dna test on to prove it was john lennon. so i feel like they probably aren't going to be able to clone him. >> would that be the right band, mike baker? i was thinking if i could have my choice of cloning it would be third eye blind. >> anybody from ben fold? >> green funk railroad?

>> that would be great. >> a classic. >> a great canadian band. >> how about the great drummers, keith moon? i agree with andy and april. i don't see why we go to john lennon first in this great race. but god speed. >> it sounds so authoritative. if you want to do it, god speed. >> cloning doesn't actually work because there is kind of a clone of john lennon. it is sean lennon. as an artist goes, all he does, i don't really know. >> i would like to you poll. >> for julian lennon for being taken out -- >> julian lennon had talent. >> did he? >> he had a great voice. jewel 11 lennon sounded like john lennon. >> but if you are going to clone a deadbeat tell, dot talented one, keith richards. >> yeah, i like music, guys, deal with it.

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